Chores, made easy (open)

Naka had hurried back out and was spying on the two being all lovey dovey. This was amazing to watch, in reality, it was already sweet, but through her supah dupah Yaoi-Vision, what she saw was nose-bleed worthy.

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The young girl was squealing and gushing and cooing the whole time, receiving strange looks from everyone. Naka huffed when a boy snickered, mockinh her. She then started to beat him up with a stool she detached from the floor, shouting at him the wonders of yaoi and how one should not sully or mock its sheer awesomeness.

Xeno walked outside. Boy this isn't werid or anything. I guess I'll go find the dog myself. You all seem rather...busy. Xeno continued wlking down the street. Now, atleast I can feel like taking a walk with those two freakshow with me.

The gooey being smirked at his spider's reply...

-You're just begging for me to ra-*Smash!*

Ozias' ears perked up as he then looked once more over his shoulder trough the restaurant's window to see what the hell could possibly be going on in there. Naka was literally out of her damn mind! She had ripped a stool literally OFF the floor and was now beating someone with it! The sludge lizard's eyes widened as he looked at the freak show... That little girl, whoever she was, seemed a lot stronger than her look gave off. He knew the expression "don't judge wine by it's bottle" but this one was just... wow. The ooze creature then turned back to Recluse.

-Remind me not to piss her off... and I think for the safety of others, we should... maybe... sadly... restrain ourselves of further kissing and hugging...

He added with a low tone. The sludge lizard then looked up at Xeno who was walking away... obviously he was over all this.

-Maye we should go and find that dog now... where are those kids anyway?

Recluses eyes widened when he realized just what the ooze was about to say! His cheeks flushing up and facepalming. Thankful that something, or someone, managed to divert the conversation before it got really bad. The spider had seen Xeno leave and the kids right behind them. Touching his partners shoulder to get his attention. "They're on the move already. We should calm Naka down and carry on with this?" He was actually scared to approach her.

The children were on Xeno's heels, pointing toward one of the usual places they'd think the dog would hide. In the alley and trying to convince him to look through trash cans and in the most awkward of places.

Xeno watched as the kids run around the alleyway looking for the dog, although it seemed to be more a game of "Who can climb the cans fastest" then a dog hunt. He's not here kids. Better go check to make sure Naka is ok. Xeno's words about going to see Naka again caused some minor panic. "No way, she's scary." one of the children exclaimed. But she's our friend, and you must alway look after your friends. Xeno's words caused the fear to leave the children's minds. "Your right, lets go." they all said.

Naka had hung the guy on the fan by his underwear. She was already sipping tea peacefully, a serene look on her face. She had made him surrender to the awesomeness of yaoi in the end, and trapped him in a Genjutsu of yaoi paradise. Said boy too, had a blissful look on his face, and had tented his loose pants.

When Xeno came in, Naka grinned and returned to her moe mode. "Xeno-kun!" she squeed, and glomped him, purring happily.

Xeno looked at the ceiling fan and sighed. Hold on, I'll get you down. Xeno threw a shadow spike at the fan, cutting the boy's underwear, and causing him to fall to the floor. Naka, why can't you use some of that self control your always pushing on me for yourself

"But...but,...but he insulted yaoi..." Naka pouted and walked out with him, holding his arm. The kids didn't have to see the crazy man with the hard-on behind them. "Where are Mr. Al and Mr. Matthew? Are they making yaoi smut?"

( xDDD this just keeps getting better and better! But i'm going to wait for Ozias before I respond again )

As Ozias got himself up and walked next to Naka and Xeno, the only thing he managed to catch was this sentence asking if Him and Recluse were doing "Yaoi smuts". Really now? How... infuriating. Just a lick and a whole restaurant was turned upside down. Obviously this little girl, even if she lacked self control, should've guessed that a mysterious cloaked man that was obviously hiding something liked privacy... and calm. The sludge lizard only let out a few almost inaudible grumbles as crossed his sleeved arms together.

-This is getting ridiculous... I knew coming here would be catastrophic...

He then turned around as he looked down at the kids.

-How about you brats tell us where is the last time you saw that dog of yours? We could start from there and maybe look for some clues...

Hey, don't call them brats cause your fusterated. They just want help finding a missing pet. That doesn't make them brats Xeno hated when adults picked on children, another thing caused by his past, and people who do, cut Xeno's temper fuse in half

This whole thing was starting to fry the spiders nerves as well. One of the most patient creatures around and yet even he was beginning to boil over in justified anger. He liked his privacy as much as anyone else and this whole show that was being put on was bringing the group unwanted attention. He was going to have to apologize to Ozias long and hard after this was done. He had no idea! Sticking close to his partner, head down as he threw his silk hood over his head to hide his obvious shame in the moment.

The kids looked up at the robed man and each made a face. "You're mean! We want to find Leone just as much as you do! He's our dog afterall!" The little girl putting on the biggest pout possible. The trio of children turned their backs to the adults and huddled. Whispering amongst themselves before coming to a conclusion. "Right!" They all nodded in agreement, turning and running off and leaving the adults to follow after them. "Come on, we think we know where he is! The park, the park!" The dog always did love the slide..

Naka looked sad...they were all mad, dven Xeno-kun. And even Al seemed upset. Was it because Xeno had pissed off the Seme?

"The park? Okay. Let's go," she mumbled. Naka was kiddish and naive and immature. She was better off with children. Adults were too serious for her. She walked a little bit faster, to catch up with the kids. She smiled to the little girl and held her hand as a little demonic cherub flitted around the two. Naka chatted quietly with the girl as the group made their way to the park.

Ozias' eyes narrowed in sheer annoyance when he was getting lectured by this other guy in front him... that Xeno who nearly drew out that sword of his the first time they met... he had NO RIGHT whatsoever to talk to him this way... and those kids how annoying they were... and this other girl freaking out over that simple moment of affection he tried to share with HIS spider... and what about all those people who were STILL staring at him! Walking near to Xeno, the ooze creature grabbed his shirt with his sleeve covered hand and brough him closer to his face... probably close enough to take a vague look of what was hiding under the shade...

-Xeno, I'm in a VERY bad mood right now... don't push your luck...

He added as his eyes narrowed. He then pushed him out of the way as he then followed Recluse and the kids... the sooner they would find this dog, the better!

Xeno was at his last rope. That freak just pushed him. Bad idea when Xeno was concerned. Besides, Xeno hated people picked on children. Xeno's face twisted in anger. Don't ever touch me like that again you Xeno smirked freakshow lizard. Xeno placed his hands on the shadows on the ground. He was pissed as well and was ready to fight. Now what kind of moves you got freakshow. Naka, get the kids out of here. He yelled. Turning his attention back to the lizard man, he said Here's your chance. I know how badly you wanted me gone. So lets do it. Xeno drew his sword, and all the villiagers started running away. Perfect, anyone who could get in the way is gone. Its fight time.

'Oh no...' Naka groaned, this was gning to be bad. Xeno would chase Mr. Matthew until he gave in for a fight. She looked to Al sheepishly. "I'm sorry about Xeno-kun. He can't really be stopped when he's like this. I'll go take the kids to the park and find the dog." Then to Xeno, "Xeno-kun, don't die on me. I'll meet you later!" Naka took the children's hands and led them away from the battle field and the scary man swinging the big, sharp sword.

Recluse sighed. This was what he wanted to avoid from the very beginning. This was all his fault, he had suggested they take this trip into town and even convinced Ozias that everything would be ok. If something bad happened then it would all rest heavily on the spiders shoulders. Frowning under his hood, shaking his head at Naka's comment. She should have at least tried to stop her friend instead of letting him attack his partner! ...as a uke's role he couldn't leave his dominates side. But he'd be holding off his attacks. For now. "Don't do something you'll regret.." Eitherway he would be behind his ooze one hundred percent. Even if this whole thing was borderline ridiculous ...

But just because he didn't plan on entering the battle didn't mean he couldn't be prepared. Beneath the robes he made the handsigns needed to preform his spider eye juts. Maybe he could learn a thing or two to use against Xeno later. After all he was the one pushing his negativity on them.

Hmm... it would seem that this... annoyance of a ninja wanted to fight... The ooze creature obviously saw this one coming; when everything else fails, sell you brain out and use brawn. How predictable. Now the real question remained; did Ozias felt like fighting... not really. But did he feel like keeping this to a mind game and see that guy rage? Hell yes he did. And if he attacked him... well he would have no choice but to riposte, obviously. Still, he would take his precautions...the way he was touching his... shadow? Seemed rather odd...

-Oh? So you want to fight?

The slime creature looked back at the kids running away with Naka, obviously scared of what was going on.

-How well-mannered of you, especially in front of children! Way to go showing them the right way... let's not talk our way out of this... no, no! Let's draw our sword and engage ourselves in a pointless battle to the death right in the middle of a damn village!

The hidden ooze creature crossed his arms under his sleeves as he then chuckled.

-You can't even respect your own words you dim-witted buffoon!

He added as he then sighed.

-But still... what is done is done... so come on now, impress me.


((I'm taking the fact the he only know that he is a lizard-like creature but is till very unaware of his ooze structure... his face under the shadow hides that perfectly.))

(yeah well Xeno saw his lizardy face)
Xeno knew this fight was stupid. He knew he had no data on this enemy, and he knew he would probably die. He smirked. If you think I'm weak and all I can do is impress. You are die wrong. Xeno smiled when an idea sprung into his head. Lets see what you're hiding. Eat this Xeno stood up brought his hands to his side, then laughed them forward and threw two shadow spikes at his target, laughed as they flew. Lets see you impress me

(Xeno's kekkei genkai is hard to see because of the way Xeno throws his weapons)

Naka came back soon. The doggie had been with a nice old lady. She was just about to return him to the adress on his collar when they arrived and had a heart-felt reunion that Naka sadly did not have any time to take part in. In her head, she could almost hear the phrase, 'sucks to be you.'

As she came back to the battlefield, she frowned. Xeno was serious...she just watched him throw something. He never threw anything at her. But then she saw Al behind Matthew, and what's more, armed and ready. The sight made her uneasy. Matthew had backup. Xeno-kun didn't. So to balance it out, she Shunshin-ed over behind him. She too, could be used as back up. Just...not offensive.

Alaric shook his head, sighing heading under his hood. These humans were always so quick to fight and judge before realizing just what they were up against. He was behind his oozy lover but the spider knew he didn't need to step in to help. Ozias was capable of handling this situation all on his own. For now the hybrid was merely a spectator in this fight. All he had done was activate his extra set of eyes to observe the battle that may or may not happen. He could perhaps pick up a few tricks, one never knew.

Looking over when Naka entered the fray. The little girl was going to end up in the same condition as her friend if she didn't keep out of this. They didn't eat children but...

The ooze creature raised an eyebrow at the sight of Xeno's jutsu... so it seemed that this guy could manipulate the shades... Ozias remembered, when he was younger and still human, reading a book about various clans that existed in the ninja world... one of them, called the Nara Clan, was able to manipulate their shadow and do lots of different things with them... things he couldn't quite remember now... but throwing projectiles seemed like something they could do. Was this guy part of this group or was this a different technique altogether? Oh well... it didn't mattered anyway.

Acting fast, the sludge creature pulled out a short blade from under his monk robe: something he had stolen from a ninja he absorbed a while ago, took it with his hidden gooey hand and drew it out quickly, deflecting the two grouped shadowy projectiles out of the way as they clang'd against his sword. Although he was liquid... there was no chance in hell he would let himself hit that easily... he had to keep his element of surprise the longest he could.

-What's the matter, afraid of me?

He added as he took a few steps toward him.

-Comon, tough guy! Draw that toothpick of yours!

His tongue then lolled out of his mouth, somewhat still hidden partially by his hood as his eyes narrowed.

-Let's put this on a more... personal level...

Aw c'mon, You think your gonna get me to draw my blade that easily. Don't think so, not yet. Xeno smirked, and laughed. Ok so he's a swordsmen aswell, but the way he's talking, he uses that sword for something more then slice and dice. It's like he wants me to get close. Well, if I have to, I still have that as a fallback. Xeno pulled two shadow daggers out flipped them to backhand, his dagger fighting style of chose, and charged. when he was halfway to his target, he threw one of the daggers at the lizard. So which will you block now Xeno smirked.

Ozias' eyebrow raised... was this it? Just Xeno charging toward him and tossing a dagger as a oh so predictable surprise attack. This was ninja school all over again. He could remember his first teacher teaching them how to toss projectiles while in movement to "disable and confuse your opponent." How... pathetic. Letting out a chuckle, somehow amused by this, the ooze lizard once again raised his blade as he deflected the dagger with ease and waited on Xeno to actually get at him.

-Who do you think I am? You are greatly underestimating me, Xeno!

Tilting his sword sideways as he then pulled it back, assuming a lower stance, the ooze creature built up a fist-sized, highly concentrated bubble inside his chest, filled with a highly corrosive and acidic mist. He then dashed toward the ninjas as he unleashed the mist that spread widely. Not only would it inflict some serious damage but also blind his enemy as Ozias would take the opportunity strike his blind side. Enemies couldn't see trough this noxious mist... but he could. This mist was, technically, a part of him, He could sense his enemy's chakra trough it lighting up like a light bulb!

Same to you. Xeno touched a shadow. Shadow walk he yelled and dissappered. That was close, that mist looked like bad news, but now I know what kind of person I'm fighting, poison user. Xeno jumped shadows until he was behind the two of them. If he thinks I'm some push over, he's dead wrong. Xeno jumped out of the shadows. Interesting trick. Xeno said as he threw two more spikes.