Bringing back Naka :D

"Ooh, meat. Hee -hic- hee." Naka giggled and looked dizzy. She let go of Aiden and slid onto his lap. He groaned and shifted under her, giving Kaminari a, 'What do I do?!' look.

Kaminari couldn't help ut laugh and stood up putting her plate on her coffee table. She walked over to Naka and grabbed her hands, pulled her up and sat her on a different chair, "Now com on dear...behave" She laughed and went to the kitchen to make coffee.

"I don't want choo behave..." Naka slurred. She turned to Aiden, her face flushed and a little sweaty, and opened her arms to him. "Come choo me, uncle! You -hic- incest man! Heehee -hic-." She giggled again and smiled at him. Aiden couldn't help but want to take her right there and then. He clenched the armchair very tightly, eyeing Naka up and down with clouded eyes. "...oh, man..."

Kaminari heard everything that was going on and couldn't help but laugh. She stood in the kitchen putting the kettle on laughing like a moron. "CONTROL YOURSELF!" She shouted putting coffee into a cup then laughing again.

"I AM!" Aiden shouted. "Nuu, don't shout..." Naka got up and walked over to him. She sat on him again, this time facing him. "Inchest man!" She giggled and played with the hem of his shirt. Aiden looked away, muttering. "Hell no, save me...Control, control, control..."

Kaminari was nearly in tears from laughing when the kettle boiled. She poured the water into the cup and added milk. She took the cup trhough to the living room dragged Naka off Aiden with her spare hand and put her back on the other seat. "Drink this. Sober up...you're never drinking again." She laughed.

Naka giggled and hiccupped again. She took a sip of the drink, and gulped down the rest. After a while, the dizzy smile on her face disappeared, to be replaced by an embarrassed blush. "I can't believe I- ugh. I...oh, that was stupid." She turned away from Aiden. Aiden had put a cushion on his lap to hide what had almost poked her earlier. "Er, it's okay, Naka, I didn't mind..." "But what if I DID something!? That would be incest! Uwaaaa!" Naka got up and hugged Kaminari, Chibi-crying.

Kaminari held back a laugh and held onto Naka. "See now you understand why he did it...he was drunk...and I wouldn;t have let you do anything...now calm down woman" She walked Naka back over to the seat and got her to sit down. Kaminari sat down next to Aiden after picking up her bottle of vodka. She took a swig and smirked as she looked around the room.

Aiden hmph-ed and pressed the cushion harder to hide it. He couldn't stop staring at Naka and blushing as images rolled through his mind. Naka blushed too, and looked away. "Uncle, don't look at me like that!"

Kaminari laughed and lifted her legs over Aiden's and put them down hardly. "Stop violating my cushion!" She laughed and looked at Naka. She grinned at her and stuck her tounge out hoping she might calm down a bit.

Aiden hissed in pain. "Oh, hell, that friggin hurts..." He widened his legs and clutched at the hit area. Naka looked curiously and pointed. "What's that?"

"It was meant to!" She grinned and looked at Naka blurting out the first thing she could think of, "It's a carrot, dear..."

"Uh? Carrot? I like eating them..." The hangover was almost kicking in. Naka walked over, kneeled, and popped her head under the cushion and between Aiden's thighs. He hissed, and clutched at Kaminari's arm. "Must not pounce...Naka...please...Grr...Unh..." He frowned as he tried to keep his lust under control. He had a pained expression, his eyes half-lidded and clouded. Naka looked back up, resting her chin on the cushion. "It looks so big..."

((tsk tsk! Pervy uncle! *wags finger*

Kaminari covered her mouth with her hand stopping herself from laughing. Her eyes started welling up from happiness. 'Oh God this is so effing funny...I'm a terrible person.' Kaminari got up and grabbed Naka by the arms and dragged her back to her seat "If you want a carrot i'll get you one...you can't eat one thats been in someones trousers.." She tried her hardest to talk without laughing and ran into the kitchen to get a carrot.

Aiden hid it with the cushion again, and looked away from Naka. She was still staring at the 'carrot' intently. "I want a carrot too..." She pulled at the waistband of her pants and checked.

Kaminari walked back into the room holding a carrot to see Naka looking into her pants. She began laughing and threw the carrot at her. 'God this is brilliant...'

Aiden caught the carrot before it hit Naka. She looked up to the real carrot, then at Aiden's. "Hey, that carrot isn't as big as Uncle's!" She grabbed both and compared their sizes. "Holy..." Aiden blushed and bit back a moan, and was pulled forward by Naka. "Kaminari! Get her a bigger carrot!"

Kaminari burst out laughing and fell to the floor. "OH MY GOD..." She started crying with laughing and crawled back to the kitchen getting the biggest carrot she could fine. She crawled back to the living room and threw it to Naka. She calmed herself down just enough to talk, "Oh God...yano...if Aiden wasn't excited that first carrot would have been way bigger!"

"I'm not...excited...NAKA, DON'T - Unh..." This time, he let out a moan. Naka looked at the new carrot, then at Aiden's. "They're almost the same! ...but...Uncle's is an inch bigger...Hm..." "Hell no, Naka, don't, NAKA!!! Gnfh..." Aiden took a pillow and bit it, shouting swear words as he groaned. Naka squeezed again, peering at the two. "Hm." She pulled at Aiden's waistband, looked in and gasped in shock. "It's huge!!!" "GUH! KAMINARI, FIND HER SOMETHING ELSE TO SQUEEZE, NOW!!!"

Kaminari had began laughing again and was gasping for breath on the floor. She crawled over to Naka and pushed her backwards until she was sat down on a chair again. She pushed her the carrot up to her Naka's mouth. "Just...eat..the carrot"

Naka nodded, and bit the carrot, but didn't touch it. "Kaminari-san, I need the toilet first...My hands are dirty! Uncle peed on me." Aiden ran up the stairs and slammed the bathroom door behind him.

Kaminari instantly stopped laughing. 'i's not funny anymore...' "Err...kitchen sink dear, give me the carrot...."

Naka passed the carrot to Kaminari and went to wash her hands at the sink. She used extra-extra soap, thinking it was urine. "Yucky...Uncle peed on me..."

Kaminari looked at the carrot she was holding and felt slightly disgusted. 'well at least there's none on it....' She sat down on the sofa waiting for either of them to come back in the room.

Naka came back, holding her hand infront of her. "Yuck...Kaminari-san, he peed on me." Naka pouted and sat on the chair. "Now I can't eat..." Her stomach growled.