Hyuga in the Uchiha Mansion : disaster waiting to happen

Kaji examined the Mansion and let out a low whistle " Wow pretty big." he said hands in his pockets as the sun started to set behind him

( :O am I supposed to join this one? )

( what do you think does Toshi not live there >_< )

A whole sea of kids and toddlers burst out from the main doors and came to greet them. "Okaa-chama! You're back!"

Kaji blinked an moved away from Toshi as the children surrounded her "There not all your are they?" he asked having a hard time counting the many heads

"KYAAA, OKAA-CHAMA, IT'S A DOUJUTSU BABY!" The children noticed Kaji's eyes and ran back into the house.

"Ah, Kaji, let me explain: Akumas think Doujutsu blood, like Byakugan and Sharingan...are smelly and disgusting."

Kaji smiled faintly " so I dont have to worry about being eaten alive." he relaxed just a little bit "well do I dare go in" he asked staring at the large door

"They think you smell like cow poop....those were my cousin's kids. That means...there are approximately one hundred more of them running around the mansion. Sanae, Satori and Hanako Kuroda kids, fathered by the Akuma."

(Can we get Miru to join, please? )

Kaji sighed " great ill be the smelly step-father one day " he said sticking his hands in his pockets once more "im guessing you want a large family of your own " he said as she led him inside

(( w/e its her mansion afterall ))

"No, I just want around twenty. But Akumas like Danna want exactly fortynine children. Come, I'll show you to Miru." Toshi smiled and pushed him into the kitchen.

" Toshi im not sure Miru san wants to see me" He tried to protest but toshi was relentless 'shes very strong when she wants to be' he thought

(Wait for Miru )

"okay now say it again, i will never..", "i will never try cut off miru-sama`s hai again without asking please", "good". MIru had been meditating when 3 sons of lucifer had tried sneeking in on miru to cut off her long hair, they did hate the smell miru and the other uchiha`s had, but since miru pretty much had taken the mama role of toshi, they had grown to like the young uchiha woman. She was sitting in her bed, eyeing the boys with sad faces"now go otu and play!", they grinned and ran out.

"GAH!" A young, brown haired girl like Toshi with glasses was blushing, caught in a compromising situation with a long, light-brown haired man with red eyes who had his face under her skirt.

"Oops! Sorry!" Toshi smiled sheepishly and led Kaji to Miru's room.

Kaji blinked " I this is going to be an odd few months " he said as they walked to Miru's room little kiddies were running about the halls "So Aiden really wants you to have 49 kids with him " he asked

(8and why do i have to be here again?))


"months and months, its just temporaly, in a few days they will be bac kin kusa", the female uchiha siad, letting out a sigh"one hyper ball and pedophile akuma is enough.."

(So you won't get bored )

"Okaa-sama!" Toshi said happily, giving Miru a tight bear hug. "Meet Kaji!" She smiled and pulled the Nara forward.

Kaji stared at Miru " we've met before on the hill " he said to toshi more so than to miru " you really do have a fuzzy memory Toshi-chan"

"nah..aiden is just to weak to stand against her chibi face when she ask him for candy", miru said, patting toshi on the head before rubbing her forehead.

Toshi purred happily, and with a poof, a pair of white kitten ears appeared on her head, along with a white tail poking out of her pants. "Kaji, tell Miru about the present you gave me..."

Kaji was un phased by the transformation "Its white gold necklace . . . that my father gave my mother a few months after they started dating" he said plainly

Miru had gotten used to toshi`s small outburst of transformations, just 2 weeks ago she had been a half bunny for 3 days"hm..i see..", miru got her emotionless face on again, looking at kaji since they were about same heitgh.

"...it's a pre-engagement gift," Toshi added, her tail swishing around. She saw it moving and started chasing it, moving in a dizzying circle.

Kaji chuckled at her action and pulled her to a halt "careful I dont want you getting dizzy and getting hurt when you bump into something " he scratched her behind the Cat ears

Toshi mewled happily into his touch, and nuzzled against him on impulse. "Kaji, come meet my sons!"

(. . . Miru stopped replying )