Jesus Christ

Nobu and Kaminari wandered across the bride. Nobu ranting furiously. "I HATE THIS PLACE! JESUS CHRIST, EVERYONE HERE JUST REMINDS ME OF BAD TIMES!! ARGGHH" Kaminari chuckled slightly and grabbed his arm. "Calm down dearest." She smiled at him and made him sit down in the middle of the bridge. "People can walk round us...it's comfortable here..." Kaminari laughed.

"NAKA, GET BACK HERE AND EAT YOUR SPINACH!"

"NOOOOO! I DON'T LIKE SPINACH!"

"YOU NEED A HEALTHY COLON, DAMMIT, DON'T MAKE ME- (CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED)!"

"UWAAAAAA, SOMEONE SAVE ME!" Toshi yelled, running across the bridge, being chased by a hell-ish Aiden.

Nobu began laughing a lot after hearing the shouting. "What are the odds.." He smirked and grabbed Toshi as she ran past pulling her down to sit with them. Kaminari grinned and gave Toshi a little wave.

Aiden very nearly fell off the bridge and cursed loudly. "Fuck!"

Toshi saw Kaminari and glomped her happily. "Kaminari, I missed you! How've you been? ...what's fuck?"

"I've been ok thanks...yourself?" Kaminari said smiling happily. "Oh and fuck's...a naughty word..."

Nobu laughed and stood up going over to Aiden and stroking his arm. "Long time no see, loverboy."

"Oh crap, not the gay man..." Aiden said, shivering. "Nobu, I'm straight!"

"Naughty? What do you mean?" Toshi asked, looking up at her with big brown eyes.

"Ermm...you shouldn't use it....it's a bad word..." Kaminari said giggling.

Nobu smirked and raised an eyebrow. "Yeah...so am I.."

"Then please don't touch me like that..." he said, shivering again. "Naka, fuck means love."

"Ooh, love! So does Nobu fuck Kaminari-san? And Aiden-san?"

Kaminari couldn;t help but burst out laughing. "It doesn't mean love Toshi...don't believe what he says! It's a swear word...."
Nobu shoock his head and chuckled slightly. He grabbed Aiden's arm and dragged him over to where the girls were sitting and took his seat once again.

"Yeah, it's a...different meaning to love... I fuck you, Toshi-chan," Aiden said, smirking.

"Yay! Ooh, and I love Kaminari too!" Toshi grinned and glomped said kunoichi. "So, whaddaya wanna do?"

Nobu growled and looked around with shifty eyes. "I hate this place...make it something fun!" His tone changed half way through the sentence and he smiled happily at Toshi. "Nawww I love you too Toshi.." Kaminari giggled slightly and hugged her.

Aiden noticed the change in Nobu's demeanor and raised an eyebrow. "Nobu, can I talk to you privately?"

"Ooh, does Danna wanna play with Nobu's carrot?"

"Oh Good God." Nobu said wide-eyed. He stood up and wandered away from the girls waiting for Aiden to talk to him.

Kaminari giggled "He always wants to play with Nobu's carrot..."

"Ooh, souds yummy!" Toshi said, licking her lips. "I know, let's go eat mixed food! Like...chicken and ice cream!"

"Eh, Nobu..." Aiden grabbed Nobu's arm and pulled him to somewhere they couldn't be seen.

Nobu was beginning to get extremely confused but let himself be dragged away.

"OHHHH We should....let's go!" Kaminari chirped. She grabbed Naka's arms and ran off towards the nearest restaurant.

At the restaurant, Toshi started ordering strange foods. "Sushi and maple syrup and some water with salt please!" she said, smiling.

Aiden frowned, looking at him. "Do you hate Kiri?"

Kaminari smiled at the waiter and stayed quiet for a second whilst decided what she wanted. "Ermm...i'll have some chicken...smothered in toffee...then i'll have a coffee with cottage cream in it...oooo and some rice. Just plain rice."

Nobu laughed slightly then put on a serious face and looked Aiden in the eye. "Yes I do."

"Ah, and some dango with gravy and ice cream with bacon. Thank you!" Toshi smiled and the bewildered waiter walked away.

"Why?" Aiden asked simply, hoping for a non-emo answer.

Kaminari giggled and got excited waiting for the food to come back.

Nobu ut his hands in his front pockets and smirked at Aiden, "It's shit.." He said bouncing up and down on his toes a little. "Why..?"

Toshi waited with her, and soon the food came... "...wow." It looked exotic and extremely disgusting.

"Because Naka's current boyfriend happens to live here, and I can't take any risks to the village," Aiden said, smirking eerily as well.

Kaminari laughed and picked up a fork. "Hmmm which is gonna be worst....?"

Nobu became confused again, "I don't understand what this has to do with me hating Kiri..."

"Hm... I bet it's the fried wasabi, chives and cauliflower!" Toshi said cheerfully, chowing down.

"...never mind. Just tell me why you do," Aiden said, rolling his eyes. "Don't make me wrestle you."

"Erghhh" Kaminari chuckled and stuck her fork into the toffee smothered chicken taking a bite. She chewed for a bit then swalloed and froze. "It's not too bad.."

Nobu laughed "Maybe I want you to...well I grew up here..and just generally hated it...the people treated me badly.."

Toshi burped lightly after digging into her strawberry salmon quiche. "You're right!"

"Why did they?" he asked, his frown deepening. Other than the gay-like perverseners, there wasn't anything to hate or be annoyed by Nobu. Heck, he was a pretty nice guy.

Kaminari giggled and took a drink of her coffee. She gagged and swallowed. "Oh God..."

Nobu laughed again. "I dunno...But it seemed to devlop my strange sense of humour...guess I should thank them for it. I moved away as soon as I could.."