Let's Get Drunk (Open)

"Aw, that's not so bad. " She said laughing. "Would that happen if I sucked ... never mind." Kikisu said blushing at the thought.

"Hm?" He ate more watermelon.

Aiden came into the room, dizzy, hair mussed up, shirt torn, red scratch marks, and his pants missing. He mumbled something with a dreamy smirk, took out a box of ice pops from the fridge and went out. "Naka-pon!"

"....."

Kikisu's eyes went wide, then laughed. "Heh, I figured that's what happened. And well, I meant what if someone gave you a bj? Would that poison them?"

"Unless she were my wife, yes, said person would be screaming, then dead- DAD, DON'T DRIP ON THE SHEETS, I JUST CLEANED THEM!" Satoshi called out. "At least he didn't bring up any chocolate."

"You have a wife?" Kikisu asked curiously. Then she giggled, "Heh, my silk sheets were messed up with honey. It was hard to clean."

"The stickiness makes it hard to clean properly. The last time he brought jam, I almost had a cow," he growled. "No wife. Jeez, I'm still young at heart."

"Sowwies. Heh, yeah, especially silk. Can't just put it in the washer. " She laughed. "Ok, clarify for me. You LOOK like, 19, but how old are you really?"

He shrugged. "Well.... About eighteen?" He laughed and ate more watermelon slices. "And how old are you?"

"15. And wait, so your wife wouldn't be affected by the poison?" The sake had gone to her head. She ran her hand through her hair, and rubbed her bare legs.

"Nope. Once she gets my tattoo on her ring finger and I say the magic words, I can make love to her all night and day and she wouldn't die. Well, not from poison at least." He threw away the watermelon bits and started going through the fridge.

"Heh, I wonder what else could kill her." Kikisu said, coming behind him, and asking, "What's to eat?" She wrapped her arms around him as he looked.

ooc yes, this sex crazed, 21-porn star bodied, alcohol chugging girl is only 15.

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what if kazuya dies, and Satoshi turns out to be her real soul mate? im just sayin cuz yuudai keeps saying he wants to kill Kazuya

Ooc xD

"I think mom made brownies," he said, pushing past jars of jam and honey and cream. He knew to keep a fresh stock for his dad and the extended family. "But - aha! Strawberry cheesecake!" He pulled out half-cut cheesecake and put it on the table.

( o.o but he's already got a soulmate. Ayase Kuroda. I have my list of Akumas and their wives :3 and soulmates)

"mmm, Cheesecake!" Kikisu said dreamily.

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im just trying to come up wid some kinda side plot. im getting bored wid kazuya lol, and a demon would be able to give her a child, b/c it would be part demon, and wouldnt have a soul. u should make a new one XD JK

He handed her a spoon and started digging in.
"Sato-otou-chaaan!" For once, Satoshi smiled.

"What, big bro?" he asked, looking at a much shorter version of him. Goru was eight, but was the older brother. "Daddy used your bed."

"WHAT?! Oh man, he is dead..."

Kikisu looked back. "Wow, third Aiden. " She giggled and said, "Want me to help kill him?" "Man, Aiden and Toshi's spawn are down right hot." She thought.

"Grrrr, nah... I'll lock away the playroom for three days, that'll punish him," he said, chuckling darkly.

"Ooo, cheesecake!" Goru got onto a barstool and started to eat too. He was still young and cute, so puberty hadn't affected him yet.

Ooc I already have 4 chars x<

Kikisu let them eat the cheesecake. She wasn't selfish. "Heh, I punish Kazuya by threatening to not give him head. Works every time." She with a dark chuckle.

"Nah, Dad would manipulate her...mom's a crazy one but she's gullible. So gullible."

Goru burped contentedly. He wiped his mouth and went back to his room, carrying Binky, his purple koala.

"Heh, I'm Aiden and Kazuya's toshi. I do what I want when I want with him, regardless of what he wants." Kikisu laughed. "Hubby asked for it, and I'm giving it to him. Some times three four times a day. Hahaha."

"I think Dad married well, though. Mom makes great pie." He sighed with longing but continued eating. "As dad has advised me- marry a woman not one you'd want to fuck, but one who you'd want to make breakfast, lunch and dinner for."

"I love cooking for him But he never lets me feed him! I'm just a little sexed up. In heat." Kikisu explained. "We slept together for the first time the night before we were married."

"Get him to cook for you," he said, smirking. "That'd be fun to watch. Nnhh....it's almost noon anyway, so..." He went over to the sake shelf and popped open a bottle. He gulped some down and licked sake off his lips.

"Mmmm, I'm already drunk. I'm probably-nnhhh, gah! MY STOMACH!" She fell to her knees, clutching her stomach.

Satoshi blinked and ran over, abandoning his sake. He put his arm around her shoulders and picked her up. "What's wrong?"