Lazy and Jealous

Skit knelt down on the sandy grave and cast his gaze over the tombstone. His eyes followed the engraved words and numbers, showing him who was buried under him, suffocated in the coffin and crushed under the pressure of the ground. The graveyard was dark and creepy, but it was silent and peaceful, just the way he liked it. Skit had just finished a mission in Suna, but before returning, he decided to get some rest. However, his hotel was in a very busy area, and even with ear plugs he could hear the shrill sounds coming from the streets below.

Envy was just getting done with a “fun” session in the room next to Sloth’s. He didn’t see how people got to sleep in these comfy beds while he had to sleep on the streets. So he picked a hotel room at random and began torturing the occupant. But now the man laid there died. He jumped onto the bed with a big smile on his face.

Sloth took a nice, long nap and woke up fresh but crumpled and dirty. He bowed to the grave he had slept on, a thank you of sorts, pulled up his hood and walked slowly back to the hotel. He took his time, trying his best to block out the sound around him. He also tried not to look at stuff he shouldn't have. By the time he got back to the hotel, he was exhausted again. He knocked on Envy's door. He was sure he was there, awake.

Envy heard the knocking on the door. Who could that be? He took out his and made his fingers into shape needles just in case. He stood up. “Come in”. He said as he waited for the door to come open.

Sloth opened the door slowly, making an audible creaking sound. He came in and looked around just as slowly. "My room is locked and I lost the key. Can I use your bathroom?" All the while, he had been looking around the room as he talked. What was with the man bleeding on the foot of the bed? Sloth was curious, but he was tired and grimy too.

Envy did a loud sigh. “Fine, but make it quick.” He still had his fingers shaped like needles just in case.

"I'm not dangerous, you know." Sloth slouched over to the bathroom and locked the door behind him. He took his sweet time taking his clothes off and getting in the tub. Wait, why was there a dead man in there? "What were you doing before I got here?" Sloth called out to his brother.

“I was just having some harmless fun. Why do you have a problem with it?”

"You left a castrated, bloody naked man in the bathtub, in this case, yes. Can you help me move him out? He's huge." Sloth braced himself and tried shoving him out.

Envy sighed and turned his hand into a blade. He broke down the door and slashed the man in half. “There now he’s easier to carry.” He took half of the man an through him out of the bathroom.

"I'm surprised the people downstairs didn't come up to investigate the noise." Skit huffed and hauled the body out of the tub. However, while they were busy dragging him out, they didn't notice the regular click-click on the doorknob. Someone was trying to pick the lock and get in.

Envy went back on his bed not noticing the lock picker. The man he killed defiantly had good taste. The bed was fine and the view was great.

The main door clicked one last time and slowly opened. A child got up from her kneeling position and rushed in, looking red and frantic. When she saw Envy, she ran over and started pulling at his arm. "You have to go! Get out of here right now!" she begged of him, pulling with all her might though he moved only inches across the bed. "He's coming to get you!"

“Who’s coming?” he asked staying still. He hoped it would be someone tough, rich, and good looking. Those kind of people were the most fun to torture. Better then some little kid.

"Bounty-"
"Hunter." A man came into the room, since the door had conveniently been left wide open for him. He entered the room, smirking, and looked around. The hunter wore a coat, black leather, and it was slim and smooth but there were definitely concealed weapons under there. He approached the bed, making the girl whimper and let go of Envy. "How interesting. You disposed of the tenants already, hm? Was it from the big green monster inside of you?"

“Sure was, want to see it.” He jumped back so that he was far from the reach of a sword. Then his body started to have what looked liked spasms. Soon four more arms were growing out of his side. All six of his arms began to change into octopus tentacles. Being a bounty hunter, this man must have some superior weapons and most likely a load of cash. Cash that could saved him much suffering. But no, people are just too greedy to care about others. “Ohh, I’m going to have extra fun tonight.”

The hunter seemed completely unfazed by this new mutation. "Oh, I'm lots of fun." He shrugged his coat off and revealed part of his weapon - a large knife-edge with a hammer-like side. It was like the one in Resident Evil: Afterlife the movie, but slightly smaller. He swung it around menacingly as he approached. "I am trained to slice down freaks like you. Remembered the rich old geezer you tortured and mutilated last month? Well, his wife put a nice big bounty on your head and I'd be honored to claim it."

“oh really, I must remember to pay her a visit.” He then swung his arms at the bounty hunter hoping that his tentacles would grab on and trap him.

"You don't hold a knife by its blade, son." Daiji looked up at him with dark eyes and swung his weapon in a circle. If Ikari didn't move his extra limbs, they wouldn't be attached to him anymore.

The move the bounty hunter did sliced off 4 of Envy’s tentacles in half. He was only able to retract two of his arm to avoid them getting damaged. “That’s a fine move you have but I wonder how many transformations it will take me to find a way around it.” One of the many drawbacks of Envy’s kekkia genkia was it didn’t allow him to mimic non-living things so steel swords for arms were out of the question. “Maybe” His two complete arms began turning into huge crab claws while what remained of his tentacle arms were slowly retracting back into his body.

"Ah.. A kekkei Genkai. Well, this will be troublesome," the hunter sighed. But it was okay. He had his weapon, his biological cut and crusher, and it would go through almost anything without any resistance. That is, almost anything. He hoped his prey didn't have a double turtle shell on or anything, or else he would have to use something else to take him down. Seeing the crab claws, he laughed mockingly. "Tentacles, then crab claws? What are you, a seafood salad?" he sneered.

“The most terrifying creatures live in the sea. But if you want to see more your going to have to follow.” With this bounty hunters sword, it would be foolish to stay in this crowded room. He used his crab claws to punch a hole in the ceiling and Envy jumped through it. He continue to punch holes until he got to the roof. He his back was starting to grow wings. He was also preparing to create a acid spitting organ in his mouth. It would take some time before the organ would be complete but that was how Envy liked it. Long and painful. “What’s wrong scared.” he said back down to the hunter.

"Bored. Come at me, bro, come at me." The hunter shook his head and disappeared in a shadow-covered movement. He appeared on the roof as well, the staff of his weapon slung over his shoulder. "Well, well... What have we here, now? A new appendage? How would it be like to chop it off, bones and all?" he pondered aloud as he took a few heavy steps towards the mutant. Oh, maybe it would be fun, if he could keep spouting new mutations. New creative ones, that is.

The organ still needed time but at least his wings were now ready. He slammed his claws on the roof causing it to creak in several places. It wouldn’t take long for the entire roof to collapse. He then started flapping his wings and took to the air a bit.

"Yes, yes, you can fly, I understand." The hunter took his time to calmly stroll over to the very edge of the roof and walk on the small, intact edges. He looked up at the flapping mutant and smirked. "Is that all you got? Brains beats brawns, you know." He walked along the rectangular path towards him, his weapon at the ready. As soon as he was close enough...