Lazy and Jealous

"In the middle of town, not that far. Come on." Sloth paid for their rooms and led him out to the street. The night hustled and bustled like usual, as if there was nothing out of the ordinary. Sloth led him further down the road and then the buildings became sparse. They came upon a clearing, and in that clearing, a big, cement store. However, it was closed.

Envy looked at the electrical post to see where the wire went into the store. He found it. He quickly morphed his neck to a giraffe and a head of a dragoon. He spit out a flame onto the wire causing it to cut. He morphed back and looked at his sister.

Sloth watched him, mouth gaping open with awe when he turned into part giraffe and part dragon. Damn...that was so cool! She was discombobulated for a while, but was able to get her marbles straight. "Um... Do the rest. Can you pick a lock by yourself? Or do you need tools?"

He took out his finger and shaped it into a key. It was still flesh and bones, not steal or copper like a normal key. He stuck his finger in the lock. “Ok so I need that part just a tad bet higher…” After fiddling with the lock for a couple of minutes the door’s unlock. He pulled his finger out and changed it back to normal. It was starting to bleed but Envy didn’t mind.

"Wow! That is scary, but impressive." Sloth came over and put a cute little band aid on his finger. But before he opened the door, she pointed out the cameras in each corner, a total of eight cameras. "They're hidden, so it'll be hard to break them individually. We have to get to their power source."

“Here as long as your not the one you gets seen your ok right?” He asked to be sure.

"I don't want you to be seen either..." she admitted. Sure, Sloth was selfish, but she still loved all her siblings. Maybe some more than the others, but she certainly loved all six of them. "But if you don't really care, then um...go ahead... I guess it'll attract you more toys to play with..."

“Ok tell me the name of the game.” He said. He didn’t want to grab every game in the store.

"100 nights of Sodomy. It should be in the safe somewhere at the manager's office... I hope they didn't move it after I broke in... Use this to replace it." Sloth handed him a game box, 100 nights of Sodomy, but it was empty. Just a decoy box so they wouldn't notice as much.

“I won’t need that. Because when I go in to do this, I plan to set of every laser, and every alarm this little store gots. Meet me at the village entrance.” Now it was time to transform. He got on all fours and started spasing out. This transformation was taking longer then the others but they had time.

"Oh..." Sloth blinked slowly and it finally registered. He wanted to be caught. He wanted there to be a blood fest because he hated everyone else and just wanted to get his hands dirty. Sloth nodded. "Some of the bodyguards they hire are Jounins, so please be careful," she warned him, before Shunshin-ing away.

His transformation was complete. He was like a mini dragon with a kangaroo pouch in his stomach. “Ok you should leave now because the party is about to begin.”

Sloth nodded and gave his scaly figure a quick hug. "Okay, brother. But please take care, alright? I can't heal you if you're dead." She had a small smile as she shook her head. With a final wave, Sloth turned around and headed for the village gate.

Show time. He used his paw to smash open the door. This immediately set off an alarm. Knowing that there was going to be company soon he needed to be prepared. He rushed into the managers office and broke open the safe and put the game in his pouch. Since there was still time he might as well get some more games for his dear sister. He started grabbing any game he could get his paws on. But soon the jonin arrived…

At first, there were only two. The intruder had broken in the goddamn freaking door, so he must have been crazy or was inexperienced. Since it was agame store, they opted for the latter assumption. But when they got there, they got a great big shock - it was a mutated dragon. Or maybe a huge lizard of some kind. The first Jounin, Renji, unsheathed his sword and ran at the beast. Cutting off the arms of the thief was supposed to be good for a law abiding person, right?

Envy used his tail to try and grab the jonin. If he succeeded he wouldn’t have to waste anymore time here and continue his fun, elsewhere. Even if he didn’t succeed he was still going to go to plan B. He used his mouth to blow fire into the building. This set the building in ablaze. His dragon skin was immune to fire so it didn’t affect him.

"Agh!" Even when the Jounin was picked up and practically thrown side to side, he stubbornly slashed and hacked at Envy's hard, scaly skin. However, it was still futile - you can't kill a dragon with a mere dagger. He accepted this small defeat, but refused to go down and clung to the tail, waiting for a chance to get off.

His colleague then ran up, getting away from the fiery walls, and pulled out a long weapon. It was a katana. And thought it could not kill him, it could possibly manage a cut through the armor of sleek scales.

He had one human and that’s all he really needed. The katana hit his scaly skin. Though the skin took most of the energy a few drop’s of blood could be seen. It was time to go and Envy looked back at the jonin that stabbed him. He launched a fireball at him. He didn’t care if it hit or not it was time to go. He used his massive wings to break through the roof. He kept the captured jonin tightly in his tail. He started fling to the entrance.

"What the... Let me go!" the prisoned jounin roared at him. "Let me go!" But Envy wasn't even listening to him, and he was forced to return to just holding onto the tail for dear life once more. But he didn't mind, as long as he knew he was going to be released...eventually. The katana-wielding jounin cursed and immediately ran off to get some back up. He wasn't great enough to go after an actual dragon! Meanwhile, Sloth was taking a nap against the gate of the village entrance, a cap pulled over her eyes to shield her from the sun.

Envy landed next to Sloth. His head and body returned to normal but his head remained. “I got the game. Now can you do me the favor of knocking out this jonin. We’re going to have company and I can’t keep my tail like this forever.”

"Oh no problem, bro." Sloth walked over casually and grabbed the petrified shinobi from the back of his collar. She lifted him up in one swoop with a great tug, and then threw him down the street. His body made a slow arched before it disappeared behind the sandy buildings and finally, there was a crash of something heavy landing on wood. Sloth dusted her hands off and smiled up at Envy. "The other jounin probably called back up. If they really think you're a naga, at least a few squads will target you."

“Here is the game.” He handed the game (and several others) to her. “I was going to play with that jonin a little later but I just if those other one’s are coming after me it won’t be a big deal.”

"Ooh thank you! I hope you don't mind if I stick around and watch for a while. I won't interfere your playtime, dear me no, but it's been a long time since I've seen you do your thing." Sloth gave him a smile. She liked watching him fight as a kid. Better than cartoons. Then she noticed something - the area around them was getting quieter. An eerie, unnatural silence. They were coming.

“If you want to be alive to play those games dear sister then I suggest you go back to the village while you still have the chance. The whole reason I did what I did was to make sure that you weren’t involved. Sorry to say this but farewell.” He said as he started to walk off away from the village.

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