I know no-one.

(( **Storms out* I'm going on a mission
-10 minutes later "HAAAAAAAAY ISJI! NOOOOO DONT HURT MIRU YOU ARSE!" sorry for the spam

Oh, and I'll treat Isji WITH RESPECT!))

"Oh God...I see we aren't going off this topic anytime soon then...." Nobu sighed slightly and pulled his ramen back towards him eating small mouthfulls.

Naka blushed. "Huh, sorry...It's just that Uncle told me he caught you and Kaminari-san doing the same thing in the bathroom." She ate her ramen, picking out the vegetables. Icky.

Nobu spat out the ramen he had in his mouth and began laughing "Did he now? Well he's lying to you....and besides me and Kami aren't related so it wouldn't have been wrong if we had....anyway....thats not the point..."

"...so you two did do it? No wonder he's been so agitated lately, maybe he's feeling awkward catching you two..." Naka ordered a cup of green tea to help wash down the ramen.

"We didn't do anything! I just said we didn't, God...donn't listen to him!!" Nobu started at Naka confused.

"You didn't? But don't you like Kaminari-san that way?" she asked. "He told me he caught you guys many times, at many places too..."

As Shiro had heard the whole conversation he just burst to laughter

((So gonna report this to the authorities))

((but aren't you the authorities? ))

Naka looked at Shiro and blinked, confused. "What's so funny?"

((Crap, mixed two threads >_>))

Nohting really

as he left and quickly headed towards the hokages office

Nobu started at Naka shocked "What just happened....? and your uncle's a liar we've never done anything of the sort..."

"I don't know...Oh, so uncle's been tricking me again? Hmph." Naka pouted and crossed her arms. "He's mean...Nobu-san, do you know any good asassination methods?"

Nobu laughed quite a lot them smiled at Naka "Well I wouldn't say the poor guy deserves assasinating...but the best way to kill that dude would probably be sneek up on him in the night and snap his neck...not that i'm telling you to do that mind."

"How do I snap his neck?" Naka looked so emotionless she was serious. Killing Aiden was something she wanted to do for a long time. And literally, not metaphorically. "He's part immortal, so that might hurt my chances..."

Nobu started at Naka trying not to laugh. 'Oh God she's serious....' "Naka i'm not gonna help you plan to kill you uncle..I find the guy funny..." Nobu laughed and ordered a glass of water, hoping Naka might change the awkward subject.

She crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. "And why not? He's a cruel, vile, disgusting freak of nature." Those were the harhest words that have ever come out of her mouth.

Nobu looked at Naka his mouth wide-open "Errr..." He took the water from the man behind the bar and thanked him. He took a few sips then looked back to Naka "I know you hate him...but there's no need to kill him...bit harsh don't ya think?"

Naka shook her head. "That's just a fraction of what he deserves. I want to kill him." She used her chopsticks to poke at the noodles left at the bottom of her bowl. "... ... ... ... and send him down to the pits of hell."

"Yano i've always wanted to take a holiday there..ha..." Nobu joked weakly, trying to lighten the mood. "Kami said you used to love him....why do you loathe him so much now?"

Naka looked at him, confused. "What? That...that thing? I never loved him, never will. My heart belongs to an Akuma of his age, but definitely not his stature." She hated Aiden as much as the sky was blue. "Uncle is positively revolting...It's a wonder how I trust him so."

Nobu took a drink more confused than ever. "Ok then...I give up trying to understand this...i'm clearly missing something."

Naka shrugged. "Everything has more than one side. All you have to do is flip it over and see what it is."

Nobu smirked "Yeah but your uncle's not here to ask..."

"He's bad. I just know it!" Naka was stubborn when it comes to Aiden. She didn't really hate him, but there was something in her brain that made her want to.

Just then, Aiden entered the shop. He noticed Naka and Nobu and grinned. "Hey guys!" He sat down by Naka and ordered a bottle of sake. "What'cha talking about?"

(ooc: May I join?)