I know no-one.

"It's a bad word....and well if i told you what we were talking about then you'd know" Nobu grinned at him and rested one of his feet on the edge of Naka's chair.

"Tell me, then! Uncle keeps using that word," Naka urged,

"Naka it's just a bad word...people use it to express anger and things..." Nobu laughed and pushed his water glass around on the bar, trying to entertain himself.

"Naka, if you want to know what it means, I can show you," Aiden said as he ordered his fifth bottle. "But it might be painful."

Naka was wary and confused. "...but it's bad, isn't it?"

"I'M GONNA BITCH SLAP YOU IN A SECOND, YOUNG LADY!" Nobu shouted at Aiden. He grinned at Naka and softened his voice "It's very bad when it inclues your uncle...I would know."

"What's a bitch?. And have you done the F thingy with uncle?"

Aiden spluttered on his sake and spit it out, coughing. "WHAT?! NO!!"

"Er...a bitch is a girl dog...AND AIDEN ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME? YOU TOLD ME I WAS SPECIAL!!" Nobu put his head in his hands and made fake crying noises.

"Oh, I see." Naka smiled and went back to her ramen.

"Dude, you're Kaminari's property! If I...y'know. Do 'that' with you, she'd rip my carrot off!" Aiden looked at Nobu with narrowed eyes as he wiped off the spilled sake.

Nobu laughed and lifted his head to look at Aiden "I'm not her propety...and I think we'd just get a lot of gay jokes..."

Aiden shook his head, but smiled. He looked at the shadows cast by the sun. "...Naka, hurry up, its almost time to go..."

Nobu laughed again. "You're always so...weird and secrtive...why is it nearly time to go?"

"Because it's almost naptime. And then she has to go and have her pee break."

Naka froze, then looked at Aiden with a glare. "...stalker..."

"Perfectly normal...well I think I best be going anyway." He grinned at them both and placed money on the counter.

Naka glared at Aiden for a moment before finishing her ramen and leaving Aiden with the bill. "Good bye, Nobu-san." She stuck her tongue at Aiden then ran back to the Uchiha mansion.

Aiden sighed and paid for both his sake and Naka's ramen. He stood up, waved goodbye at the walking Nobu, and chased Naka to the mansion.

Nobu laughed to himself and shouted bye at the now gone Naka and Aiden. He spun round on his feet and headed home.