Odd things you doubt people will believe about you.

Ok so let's do the two truths and a lie and see what people say.

1. I'm a sunday school teacher
2. I f*cking love tomatoes
3. I'm the smartest student attending my school.

2 and 3~!

Since you don't seem to act like a preacher teacher person xD

1. I know how to make vegetable stir fry.
2. I can eat vegetable stir fry.
3. I have played 600 hours of Persona 4.

1 and 3

Just a guess. Fairly certain 3 is correct.

Hummm....

1. I've two middle names
2. I have my own forum
3. I wear contacts

I'd say for naka it's 1 and 3 but for akai it's...... 1 and 3... Maybe?

for Akai i'm gonna go 1 and 2

1. I plan to join the airforce when i'm older
2. I have no idea how to use an Xbox
3. I HATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE Cheese

2 and 3 for cookie

1. I fucking hate tuna
2. I know how to and have fired a grenade launcher
3. I have a dog with no name

Kiki : 2,3
Naka : 1,3
Akai : 2,3
Cookie : 2,3
Zaccy : 1,3

1. I am my fathers Middle child
2. I am my maternal grandparents oldest grandchild
3. I was born Premature

Akai: 1 and 2! Probably.
Cookie: 1 and 2, because cheese is bucking delicious, Delicious (of course you are entitled to your opinion, just stating mine here anyway xD)
Zaccy: 1 and 2 because names are hard.
Danna: 1 and 3.

1. I liek pickles.
2. I have eaten baby panda.
3. I can swim without floaties. Because, you know...

Spoiler:

1. I don't drink.
2. I'm a lawyer.
3. I own a tiny dragon named Earl.

Heehee 1 and 2 were truths for me XD I adore cheese OwO
and for franky I choose 3 and 2

1. I've been hungover before
2. I lovvvvvve homework :3
3. I'm in a relationship with my brothers best friend

1. I've written 5 fanfics
2. I sleep with a girl every night
3. I'm a preist

Hmm that's hard, i'd have to say that the priest is the false on. And the girl you sleep with must be of another species.

The Lies (in my opinion)
Mom: 2
Naka: 1
Akai: 2
Cookie: 3
Zac: 3
Alastair: 1
Naka: 2
Franco: 2
Cookie: 2

You think it's impossible that i'm a lawyer..but having a tiny dragon is no problem at all?

1.) i have a blue bunny rabbit
2.) i work for the army
3.) i have acrophobia

1 ish a lie sharly :3

1. I want to name my child either Dmitri or Raphael
2. i'm in love with dozens of anime characters that don't exist
3. i have Aichmophobia

(Oh oh oh, old topic, but I want to join )

Cookie's truths are 2 and 3, Dmitri is a horrible name.

Uhm uhm...

1. I look awesome in tights.
2. I'm an amazing cook.
3. I have an inferiority complex.

heehee good guess, but Raphael is an awesome name ^^


i'm gonna say 1 and 2 are truths

Hmm what to say what to say

1. I got denied from the Airforce for life because there sexist bastards
2. I have fallen in love with an OC from this site
3. I had my leg broken because I fell off a trampoline when i was younger

2 and 3?

1. I have a stash of things prepared in case an apocalyptic situation does actually arise
2. I broke my nose on someone's boobs
3. I performed sexual acts on more men than my girlfriend

2 and 3, because both make you sound cooler than number 1.
Also, Cookie was almost right ;D nobody looks good in leggings. Seriously.

Uhmmmm

1. I have been a thief when I younger.
2. I have been a prostitute when I was younger.
3. I have worked as English tutor when I was younger.

But but but tights are awesome!

Warning: Mature~!

Spoiler:

I would guess 1 and 3 because everyone has been a chlidthief and I know you did the third one :3

1. I don't know how to eat a kiwi.
2. I love walking
3. I am frequently mistaken for a lesbian.

I'm gonna go with 2 and 3

And I know many people who look good in leggings :3
And Shiro was right

I'm allergic to pine trees
I have an Edward Elric cosplay outfit
I've spent over a grand on Subway in the past year

2 and 3, because nobody is allergic to pine trees and Subway is awesome

1. I own more than 500 books.
2. I love K-pop.
3. I want to have a tattoo but I'm too afraid of the pain.

Wrong, I am actually allergic to pine trees. I don't own an Edward Elric cosplay outfit, I'd just really like to

1 and 3?

1. I care more about fictional people than real people
2. I am a member of 3 different adult roleplay sites
3. I once drank so much caffeine my muscles became prone to spasms for a week

Yes! I hate K-pop with a passion

I say 2 and 3, because 3 suits you and I do think you're too nice for 1.
I fear I'm almost out of weird facts about me...

1. I like to listen to Mozart while I dance naked in the shower.
2. I have a single white hair on my shin.
3. My mom and I openly talk about sex in general and sex we had.