Be My Valentine

Lilith blinked, her red eyes wide with shock. "Oh...oh my..." She felt weak all of a sudden. Her legs gave out under her and she hugged Samael tight to stop from falling. "You ruined that boy's life, Samael," she said, pressing her cheek to his chest. "...get out of my life."

" He was already dead when I found him essentially anyway his clock ran out my landing in his body just stopped it at one second ... you can see little Juro again in Hell " he said a smirk on his face "come on now lilith honey you know you dont want that and I cant leave ... Father well he's not happy you keep avoiding heaven he's going to send the big boys after you If im not around ... Micheal tossed the Morning star out on his ass he would rip you in half... heaven isnt big on the sleeping with your offspring stuff " the Angel of death said matter ofactly

"...fine, you can stay," she said, muffled against his chest. She gripped his shirt to keep from falling and looked up at him. "But don't you dare lay a hand on anyone my vessel cares for," Lilith warned, before sighing and hugging him again, pressing her soft little body against his.

"ah your hugging me not the reaction I estimated on " Samael said

"Well, I'm weak and vulnerable right now and I can't even stand up right," she protested. "What, would you rather I hit you?"

Oi honey you should know your vessels clock is running out "h said staining up into the clock above her head "

"Her BODY will..But her soul will stay with me...And you'd better not rape her, or else..."

Rape as if Im an angel not some pagan demon you know me better than that " he poked her in the forehead " so tell me what have my little incubi done to you... your current form is how can I say ... very lacking "

"Oh shut up, she's still a damn virgin..." Lilith muttered, walking away to make some toast. "Anything you want to eat?"

Samael grinned "mmm.... I could think of something but you would deny me" he walked up behind her and put his hands on her hips using his powers to shrink himself down to her size "can I eat you"

"What the fuck?" Lilith growled, squirming in his hold. "You've had enough of Lilith pie for a lifetime," she muttered, reaching overhead for a bowl.

" so you let my runt of a grandson lay hands on you and that little son of mortal boy please you know you want a lick of my 'lollipop' he whispered

"You should know me better...I don't go down so easily." Lilith smirked, and started making cereal for herself, her back to him. "And I always play rough."

" its going to be fun watching that boy fall apart when this vessel of your dies ... i wonder if he'll kill himself or let rage build up and then he'll snap and kill the innocent while trying to get to the Uchiha boy"

Lilith's face darkened and she accidentally crushed the bowl in her hands, the milk flowing out. "...Samael, clean that up for me," she said, going over to the sink to wash her hands.

" struck a nerve did I ... well we are all faced with tough choices arent we Lilith ... you walked out of paradise because you didnt like laying on your back and look at what happened to the world you wouldnt have touched the forbidden fruit ... humans say the world went to Hell after Eve had a taste" he chuckled and snapped his fingers making the milk and broken bowl vanish "so which do you think will be the mutts path will he kill himself or others over you"

"Neither," she said firmly. Lilith once again confronted him, arms crossed as she looked up at him with the eyes he had stared into for centuries. Time had strengthened her against his magic touch. "He's smarter than you think."

Samael smirked "such faith ... who know maybe he'll just cut himself every day or cry himself t sleep everynight but when he dies ill enjoy reaping his soul "

Lilith frowned and growled softly again. "Out of this house, you monster," she huffed, poking his belly button. "Grrrh...I don't know WHAT I saw in you..."

" No " he said simply " this is my house just as much as it is yours ... and its my job im an angel of death one of only three ever created ... and im the neutral one I kep the balance and send souls either to paradise or the pit.." he shrugged " maybe it was my hot body and large shaft " he grinned "I am after all Temptation and death incarnate "

"I'm sure I didn't want you for your modesty..." Lilith rolled her eyes. Then she grabbed his pants, pulled them open and looked inside. "Well, it doesn't look very big to me."

He blinked " im not exactly in my true form now am I... Im at your height and size ... and im not exactly stimulated now am I " he huffed fixing his pants

"Mmm, then let's fix that problem. I wanna see you want me, need me, just once, for old times' sake," she joked, placing his hand on her rear.

"yeah sure you get a look at what made you wither in pleasure for thousands of years and you just leave me hard ... not going to happen your tone didnt help either " he said retracting his hand

Lilith rolled her eyes, still smirking as she made a fresh bowl of cereal. "So, other than me, who else have you slept with? I recommend a girl named Tsukiko. I bet she has AIDS."