Unlikely Friends (Bird Mom MATURE private)

“I don't have a lady. I tend to be a jerk when in relationships” He said. His first sentence was true but the last one was pure speculation. He never actually had a girlfriend or anything but he pictured that was how it would play out in the end. He looked outside. It was already getting so late and dark.

"Oh, I wouldn't think you would. But ok." She looked out as well. "Oh, it's getting so late. I've got to be going or I might get mugged." She joked. She just wanted to get away from him; at the same time, she wanted to do nothing but jump his bones. Too bad he was trying to hunt her down and bring her in alive for kame knows what.

“Well if you want I can escort you. It's not like I have anything better to do then to try and figure this photo out.” He said putting it back into his pocket. He then stood up and stretched out his hand to help her up as well. “Maybe while I'm at it I'll find some sort of place to sleep tonight.”

"Well, I'm staying in a relative's place and she isn't there..." Oh Kame what did she just do? Here there was this random guy, who wanted to drag her off, and she just freaking inviting him to stay the night with her! Oh well, he was pretty handsome, and wasn't that bad of a guy. Plus he was probably pretty good in bed.

If that was her idea of an invite he didn't quite get it. “Oh, that sounds nice. You'll have the whole house to yourself. I think I'll find some sort of hotel for myself.” He said pulling out his pink cat shaped wallet to see if he had enough. There wasn't. Well sleeping outside didn't sound to bad. “So which way is this house?” He asked still wanting to at least escort her.

Rin was glad he didn't catch on and smiled. "This way kind sir." she started on her way, almost skipping as they walked. "You don't have a place to stay do you?" She asked, turning around and looking him up and down. "You should consider staying with me." Oh Kame stop talking!

“Are you sure I won't be too much trouble or anything?” He asked. “I don't want to be a burden for you or anything.” The house was actually closer then he expected and they were already in the front yard.

"I'm very sure." She tugged on his hand and led him into the house. It wasn't that bad, it was nicely furnished and cosy. When they were inside, Rin took a chance and pressed her lips against Arseface's lips. Oh, that felt nice. Wait, what the hell was she doing!? A bright red blush appeared on her face.

“Umm, Are you feeling okay?” He asked surprised seeing the blush on her face. After all she just kissed a stranger she hardly didn't know. They didn't even know what each others names were.

She blushed but nodded. "Y-yeah sorry. Urges. Haven't been near a guy besides my sis's boyfriend in ages. Come on, I'll show you to the room you can have.... Oh my, what was your name again?" She didn't remember it, but maybe he hadn't told it to her at all. "I'm Rin by the way."

“Rin? That's a nice name. I actually don't have a name of my own.” He told her kind of embarrassingly. Almost everyone had a name of some sort other than him. Yes, he was often called Arseface but that wasn't really a name or anything. He continued to walk with her till they got to the room she was talking about. It was actually quite nice compared to sleeping outside.

"Oh, well, then I'll call you Yuki." she said with a nod. "Oh, it gets cold. Let me get you blankets." She reached up onto the top shelf in a closet, her nice almost showing under her skirt.

Yuki (since that was his name for now) saw under her skirt just for a little bit but didn't make a huge deal out of it. “Thanks” He said as she got the blankets. They were going to make a him vary warm that night.

She smiled and patted his shoulder. "Sleep well, see you in the morning Yuki." She walked off to the room she was using and jumped into the warm, fluffy blankets. Her mind wandered as she drifted off to sleep, thinking of Yuki. She dreamed of them doing naughty things in a row boat. It made her thighs tingle with pleasure in way they never had before.

He on the other hand was dreaming of swimming in a hot tub of roman. It was pretty nice. Yuki's real self however was snoring up a storm. His snores were so loud that they would echo through the house if it wasn't for the bedroom door muffling the sound.

Rin was an extremely heavy sleeper. In the morning, forgetting there was someone else in the house besides her, she walked to the kitchen in very revealing nightgown and started to make herself some rice and eggs for breakfast. She also started a pot of coffee. Mmmm, coffee. It smelled heavenly as it brewed. The smell of coffee and breakfast wafted through the entire house until it seemed like it would never leave.

Yuki gave a loud yawn when he woke up which was several minutes after Rin woke up. The smells of breakfast were already wofting into his room. It made is mouth water. He got up and put on whatever clothes he took off that night. After that he crept out of the room and went to the kitchen to see Rin in her nightgown. “Morning.” He said sitting down as if he didn't even notice she was only in her nightgown.

She jumped a bit then went and handed him some, making more for herself. "Oh, hey there. You sleep well?" She handed him a cup of coffee too and got out the cream. She fixed herself a cup of coffee with cream and sugar, then went and sat down. Oh, was this food yummy. She tried to push out of her mind the fact that there was an extremely sexy man sitting right in front of her, one that she wanted badly- STOP IT BRAIN! He was a stranger! She shouldn't be all over him in her mind like that. Plus he was her house guest and obviously had no place to go. If she made advances on him and he no longer wanted to stay, she'd feel awful over forcing him to sleep outside.

“I did actually thanks” He said with a smile before sipping down the hot coffee and take a few bites of the food. “Your a good cook.” Yuki complemented. She however still didn't look to good for some reason. “How about you? Are you doing okay?” He asked hoping that she would maybe bring her problems into the open.

She nodded and yawned, running a hand through her hair. "Yeah, I'm ok. Just uber tired and... Nevermind." She went back to eating. He didn't need to know how sexually frustrated she was. It was his fault anyway, how could he not want her?!

“Oh” He said kind of disappointed that she didn't want to talk to him. He wolfed down the food fairly quickly before he spoke again, “By the way, is there a shower or bath tub around here I could use?” He didn't want to offend her with the horrid stench of not bathing. Yeah she was hot and everything but he didn't think for a moment about them doing anything sexual.

Rin nodded. "Right next to where your room was." She turned around and started doing the dishes, not caring at the moment if he found the room or not. When she was done she went to get dressed for the day. She wouldn't have much longer in Hoshi, so she wanted to make the best of it.

“Thanks” He said standing up and going to the room with the shower. Yuki closed the door but didn't lock it. After that was done he took off all of his clothes and entered the shower turning it on. At first it blasted freezing water on his body but it warmed back up to Mordor levels.

Rin finished dressing and waited for. Oh well, she walked to the bathroom and knocked. "You done in there yet? I wanna shower today too!"

“Oh sorry just give me a second” He said fantastically starting to use the soup to scrub himself down. There was going to be no time to just stand there for complex though. After quickly getting the soup on he started to rinse it off.