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Aiden opened his eyes when Toshi jumped with the hiccup. The girl was giggling madly, with her cheeks flushed pink. "NOOO!!!" "Hehe, carrot! I want to eat carrot cake, with frosting!"

Kaminari grinned "Aww we should get some carrot cake..." "Carrot cake turns me on...or is that cheesecake..."

"Lalalala, I didn't hear that cake comment!" Aiden mumbled, covering his ears. Toshi looked down at Aiden's legs, then at Nobu's. "...who's got the bigger carrot?"

Nobu laughed at Aiden's comment then raised an eyebrow at Toshi's. Kaminari giggled "I wouldn't know i've never seen Aidens..I dunno if there's any way of finding this out besides stealing their underwear..."

"...you've seen Nobu's?" Aiden asked, smirking. "Hm. Figures. I bet you've touched it, too."

Toshi poked Aiden's 'carrot', and he gave an involuntary hiss and slapped her hand away.

kaminari rolled her eyes "Nobu randomly comes into my house and half the time I don't even know he's there or i'm not in...anyway I came home one day and he was in my shower...that's how I saw it." Nobu shrugged and smiled at Aiden.

Aiden nodded, still smirking. "Riiiiiiigh- Toshi, don't touch!" Aiden grabbed Toshi's hips, pulled her off him, and placed her on the seat next to him. She giggled, then hiccupped again. "Kaminari-san, do you have a carrot too?"

Kaminari laughed and smiled at Toshi "No I don't. It would be rather weird if i did."

"It would?" Toshi looked down and checked her pants. "Ohh, I don't have one either..."

"Yeahhh, thats a good thing Toshi..." Kaminari laughed.

"How do I - hic - get one?" Toshi asked. She grinned, her eyes clouded. "And...how do I get rid of Aiden's without biting it off like he said....?"

"Erm...why would you want one...." "Well you could always buy a plastic one..." Kaminari hit Nobu on the arm and glared at him. "And you could always get rid of Aiden's with a knife..."

"People make plastic ones? Would that be cold?" Toshi laughed again and rubbed her eyes. "A knife, huh...? Hm...where can I get a plastic carrot?" "Kaminari, Nobu, stop giving her ideas!"

"We aren't! We're answering her questions...." "Exactly! How is she meant to learn if we don't help!?

"But.....!" "Oh, and why do carrots make carrot juice? What's it for?" Toshi asked, frowning.

"Errr...making little carrot babies..." Kaminari blurted out without thinking. "Yeah..."

"....carrot juice is where babies come from?!" "...yeah...." "... I'm never eating carrots, vegetable or real, ever again..."

Kaminari and Nobu both gave an open mouthed smile making them look like idiots, and turned to look at Aiden. "So i guess that meam's you'll be staying well away from Aiden's from now on then..."

"Yes!" she said firmly.

"Nooo!!! No no no no nooo, you gotta be kidding me!" Aiden groaned, and started banging his head on the table. "Bleep bleep bleep bleep!!!"

"It's ok Aiden...you still have me!!" Nobu joked putting his hand on his chest as he did so.

"My carrot is made for Toshi only!" he growled. "Strong enough for a man, but built for a girl!"

Toshi hiccuped, then looked questioningly at Kaminari with unfocused eyes. "Have you...ever touched Nobu-san's carrot?"

Kaminari looked at Toshi and didn't speak for a while. Whe she finally did she spoke slowly her words slighty parted. "Only when he was still wearing clothes.."

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"...Perv," Aiden muttered.

"Was it big?"

Kaminari laughed and smiled at Aiden. "Well you can talk...and besides I did the same to you only I was threatening to crush yours....and well thats really not for me to tell now is it Toshi."

"Can we just drop the topic?!" Aiden was getting uncomfortable talking about it in public. "...this is supposed to be a personal matter..."

"...Aiden-sama's just embarrassed because his is tiny..." Toshi muttered.