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"Yes!" Kaminari snapped hitting Nobu before he could say anything. "Why would he even call it that...it sounds awful..." she laughed and took a drink from her water.

"Oh... I... I see..." Toshi frowned seriously, and looked at her hands on her lap. "..."

Kaminari looked at Toshi then back to Nobu. "I'm gonna go kill him...." Kaminari finished off her water thens lowly began to stand up. Nobu smirked and carried on eating his ramen.

"Hm? Where are you going?" Toshi asked, looking up.

"To have words with Aiden..." Kaminari spoke calmly and smiled at Toshi. She gave her a quick hug, grinned at her and walked out of the shop.

Toshi smiled and ordered another bowl. "It's a good thing he didn't put anything into my bunghole..."

Aiden was walking around the streets...stalking Toshi.

Nobu began laughing quite a lot "Ahhh poor guy...maybe he'll hide..."

Kaminari walked away from the shop and round the corner. She took a look around and Saw Aiden hiding behind a wall. She growled at him and walked straight towards him. "Arsehole!"

Aiden blinked, and looked up at Kaminari. "I didn't steal her underwear, I swear...!"

"YOU DID WHAT?!? You just made it a lot worse!" Kaminari glared at Aiden and kicked him in the crotch. "Ughh....perv!"

Nobu smiled at Toshi and ate some of his ramen. "So yano we haven't really spoke have we.."

"I SAID I DIDN'T- OW!!!" Aiden fell to his knees, grimacing, and cursed Kaminari.

Toshi smiled back to him and started on her second bowl. "Nope."

Kaminari crouched down to Aiden's level and looked him in the eyes. She grinned at him and used her index finger to push on his forehead with just enough force to push him over. "Are you ever gonna learn?!"

Nobu laughed at the young girl's bluntness. He ate another mouthfull of ramen, then turned back to Toshi. "So Kami says you're a Kuroda?"

Aiden fell back, grunted and got up. "Learn what?!"

Toshi nodded dreamily. "I'm part of the Kuroda family in Kusagakure..."

"That if you stop doing disgusting things to small girls i'll stop hurting you!" Kaminari smiled at him and pushed him over again.

Nobu gave Toshi a confused look. "Does your whole family come from, and live there?"

Aiden got up again and huffed in annoyance. "I'm doing them to...make sure she's okay. And it's singular, not plural." He stuck his tongue out at Kaminari and cursed.

Toshi shook her head. "Everyone was originally from Konoha. But then they travelled around and settled down elsewhere."

Kaminari laughed slightly and pushed him over again. "How is it singular...? It's a different person!"

"OHH...ok then..." Nobu carried on eating his ramen. 'So why did Naka live here...'

Aiden growled and got up again, then pushed Kaminari over. "I don't take advantage of little girls, just Naka. Err, Toshi."

Toshi burped lightly. "Poor Goru-chan, though...his whole family is passed away..."

Kaminari laughed as she fell over. "They're two different people...." She said in a suspicious voice. 'I knew something was going on..'

Nobu swallowed his ramen and cleared his throat. "Yano i'll have to admit i have no idea who Goru is..."

Aiden blinked, and backed away from Kaminari, sweating. "What the hell are you talking about?" he mumbled.

"Goru-chan is my cousin, and he's the last remaining Konoha Kuroda. He's six years old, but acts like a reliable big brother," Toshi stated. She finished her ramen and sighed. "A bottle of sake, please..."

Kaminari sat up and grinned at Aiden. "What the hell am I talking about?! What the hell are you talking about?"

Nobu choked on the ramen in his mouth and quickly swallowed it. "How old are you..?"

Aiden sighed, and shook his head, a wry smile on his face. "Let's go back in... I don't like leaving Toshi with Nobu. Well, anybody."

"....."

Kaminari stood up and headed back to the ramen shop "Don't worry. If you can trust anyone, it's him!"

Nobu cocked his head at Toshi. "I'm so confused...you don't know?"

"...no."

"Yeah, right, the guy who almost groped me!" Aiden stated. He entered the shop and took the seat next to Toshi.

Kaminari followed him in and took her seat back "Yeahh but that was funny and you know it!" Nobu shook his head getting more and more confused as each second passed. "Ok then..."

"For you, funny, for me, traumatic. Toshi-chan, wanna sit on my lap?" "Er..." Aiden grabbed her hips and sat her on a knee anyway.

"Aiden....if I rip your carrot off will it grow back...?" Kaminari asked seeming deadly serious. Nobu scratched the back of his head and laughed, trying not to get even more confused.