Gah Mommy (>_<) (( Toshi & Raiden ))

Raiden had left Isji alone he needed to think everything through and for some reason the Blasted Slug kept saying go back to Konoha
He sighed and slumped down in a clearing in the forest of death
"Damn Slug"

A little girl was walking around, picking blooming flowers that instantly wilted in her hands. But what's this? It wasn't Toshi!

A young girl with black hair that reached her shoulder, with red eyes and a little smirk on her cute face. "Hm hm hm..."

Raiden felt strange and so did the slug "Hello is anyone out there" he asked looking around

"Lalala- oh?" The little girl appeared from a cluster of trees. Cute, yet so intimidating. "Hi, son!" she said happily, waving at him.

" Son what in gods name are you talking about My mother is dead " raiden said blinking at her yet the slug said she seemed familiar

"Hm? You don't recognize me?" she asked, pouting. "Um, let me give you a hint. I'm very bad and I am very, very old!" The little girl twirled around cheerfully, filled with energy.

"you seem familiar but I cant put my finger on it" he sighed "and those hints dont help at all"

She rolled her eyes and then made him bend down placed a hand on his head. Images rushed to mind of the Queen of demons, raising the slug but hidden in the shadows. "Call me mommy!"

Raiden recoiled at her touch "Li...Mommy" blue-green chakra surrounded him and the slug took over and he glomped her "ive been trapped in these human bodies for too long" he pouted

"Ah, I like mine! She just oozes innocence, I feel like eating her!" she said happily, nuzzling one of her many sons. Her name was Lilith and she was a vampiric demon. The first, to be precise. "I miss you and your siblings! Come visit the Akumas, a lot of your cousins are there."

( RC~ Post in the topic Miru made before I eat chuuu >3 )

" Akumas ive heard that name before " he blinked "our Hosts have met before ... gah ... and he had a crush on you" he shivered at the thought of banging his mom "the others were always mean to me" he pouted

"Aww, my poor baby, I- HE WHAT?! GRRR, FIND A NEW HOST, I DON'T WANT YOU IN THAT SICKO'S BODY, WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD HAVE A CRUSH ON A LITTLE GIRL?!"

" I cant im trapped I kinda merged my spirit into his ancestors blood so i could escape to one of her offspring should she die ... but now hes the last and im stuck ... your host looks like someone from his past they were playmates and now that he's found said playmate he wants to start a family " the slug sighed "but she is unwilling"

Toshith tilted her head in confusion. "He wants to start a little clan with Isji?"

" Hai thats the girl Isji ... he was getting attached to the Uchiha girl but she tried to kill Isji and the Akatsuki Cloak didnt help any ... neither of us wish to die"

"Awww, that's so cute!" Toshith squealed, bearhugging him. "So, he loves Isji? How does she feel?"

"The Female gender is to much for his tiny brain to understand and all I know is how to mate properly with a female "I dont really understand the girl either ... she says what she always wanted is a family and when my vessel offers she flees at the thought"

".............." Well, Lilith only taught them sin, so that was to be expected. "Maybe...she loves another?"

He blinked "Im going to die my vessel wont mate " the bijuu cried "Kaa-san smells like the Lazy boy"

Toshith sniffed herself and stuck her tongue out to mock gagging. "Ugh, I smell like a Doujutsu baby! What has my host been doing?! Grh, I stink now..." She pouted and shivered. "Don't worry, my son, do you remember the curse I taught you?" She smirked up at the taller boy. "The Lust curse?"

"Meh ive gotten used to him since Raiden trains with him" he shrugged "Im above using curses ... gah... what am i saying ive been stuck to many human bodies " he sighed

"... I raised you since you were a baby. And you still don't know how to properly seduce a human?! Bad son!" Toshith took out a large paper fan and Chibi-hit him with it.

"owwie" he said rubbing his head "I am imprisoned very rarely can I take complete control over this body" he sighed "plus its more fun if the are willing equality is something you and stepfather Samael taught me "

"...at this rate, you aren't going to get laid at all," Toshith said, sighing. "Kaji is going to have a nympho jump his bones everyday for at least five hours, and you've barely caught a girl! I mean, my host already wants babies!"

" Mine does too... but he's attracted to the Ice queens must be an oedipus complex " the slug sighed