The Lazarus Ninja

Keiji accepted the dango from her, gently sucking on her fingers. " I think i have outdone myself " he said grining broadly

She blushed crimson when he sucked on her fingers. "Nnnh."

Isamu gasped and covered her eyes. She was happy that her parents were so lovey dovey, though.

Keiji blinked " what I was just cleaning off her fingers " he said confused. " Ushio are you okay you look alittle flushed" keiji said

Seeing that his mind did not stretch out as perversely as she had, Ushio giggled and shook her head. "It was nothing, honey," she said, and pecked him on the lips.

Isamu gasped again. 'Ewwwwww!'

Keiji looked at his daughter " whats with the Eww? " he said kissing Isamu then Ushio. "ah It feels so good being with my two favorite girls in the whole wide world" he said feeding Ushio a dango

"I love you." Ushio blushed and ate the dango, licking the sweet remains from the tips of his fingers.

"Izzy wuv Papa," Isamu said clearly, grinning widely.

" ooh a full sentance out loud " he said smiling " now say mama instead of papa izzy-chan" he was sidetracked sony the sentace to reply to ushio right away. When he saw isamu wAs attempting to do as she was told he turned to ushio " I love you too honey "

"Hnn.... Hm? What? Did you say something?" Ushio looked up hazily, she had been giving directions to a small, black mirror. "Oh, Isamu-chan, don't eat the banana skins," she said, and cleared the table of litter. Then she went outside, as the sky darkened for the night.

Seconds later: "I wuv mama!" Isamu blinked and for a second there her eyes flashed red. 'Mama has a surprise for us outside. Go follow her.' She held her arms out so she could be picked up.

He was surprised by the announcement but he quickly shrugged it off. Keiji stood and picked his daughter up from her highchair "I wonder what that could be" he muttered heading to the door

Ushio stood there in the dark. Her ears picked up the sound of them coming and she smiled. She took out a gun from her kunai holster and shot herself.


"Papa.." 'Look at the sky!'

Fireworks were erupting. The words 'I Love Keiji' flashed in green in the night sky .

Keiji closed his eyes "isamu your mother is very foolish" he said creating a clone to watchover the child. Keiji ran off , it was not hard to find the her the smell of blood hung in the air. "damn ushio why would you do this " he growled healing up her wound

(It was he Evoker, she did not harm herself XD Watch Persona3.)

The chakra bullet passed through her harmlessly and burst out of the other side of her. That was what informed the demons to trigger the fireworks.

"Do you like the fireworks, Keiji-kun?" she asked happily.

Keiji blinked what could have been flashed before him " holy crap that was odd " he muttered to himself . Quickly her words registered "yes I liked them but you didn't need to do that though" he said taking the gun from her . " what an odd contraption" Keiji examined the evoker " for some reason I sensed you were in danger "

"It's just a chakra/adrenaline gun," she explained. "When I shoot myself, it provides a boost, allowing me to do difficult jutsu. It doesn't hurt at all." She put the safety back on, just in case. The bullets were important. "I couldn't inform the demons this far without it."

Keiji shook his head " Ushio chan you dont have to do stuff like that , the fact you sleep beside me is enough" he said to her as he examined her. A smile tugged at his lips "now come hear all the words isamu can say out loud"

"But I want to," she said quietly. "You used to shower me with love, so now it's my turn. I'm not good at expressing my love through words, so... So let me do things like this, okay?" She gave him a small smile.

" ushio I'm a man we like to be shown other ways" Keiji said wrapping his arm around her waist "isamu isbeing babysat " he grinned

Ushio fidgeted, cheeks blazing a bright red. "Um...um... K... Keiji-kun...do you want to do it...?" It had been a long time and Ushio had almost forgotten the ways of her old provocative self.

Keiji blinked " do what " he said deadpan " say you look alittle flushed are you feeling well Ushio-chan?"

She blushed and just blurted out the words. "I want to make love to you in the woods right now," she said quickly, blush deepening by each word.

" oh " he said blinking, he looked at his watch and created two more clones. " go back to the house and watch izzy " he told them. Keiji looked now to the blushing ushio " okay " he pounced and proceeded to rock her world

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Ushio pulled on her pants and picked out leaves from her hair. She sighed, in a good way, and hugged Keiji from behind. "That was fun," she said brightly.

Isamu, meanwhile, was making a huge fuss. She refused to go to sleep without her stories.

Ushio let go of Keiji and headed back to the house.

The shadow clone taking care of isamu was doing his best " calm down izzy mama and papa were just playing a little game, you'll get your story " it said pacing with her in his arms .

Keiji grinned " glad you liked it, because I sure did " he said giving her a butt a light swatt " we should get back though" he said solemly

"Ohh Isamu-chan, sorry I took so long," Ushio cooed, taking the baby from the clone. Isamu sniffed and stopped crying. "Stowi," she said sadly. "Stowi."

So, Ushio tucked the baby in and got ready.

"Wei!" 'Wait for Papa.'

the clone went poof as keiji entered the room ``Some one has been fussy " he said looking down at Isamu. " Next time you ask nicely and we might get here quicker " he looked at Ushio "so lets hear this story of yours"